WOMAN’S LANGUAGE

in the world this is a true

for men

fine means parking ticket



*FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half
an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5
more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

five minutes means cigarette packet



*NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm.
This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

Nothing means cloud is clear therefore there is chance to get wet



*GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't
do it.
go ahead means close the deal and place the bet


*LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"

loud sigh means last night was not quite



*THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous
statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants
to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

that's ok means today is just right



*THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not
question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

thanks means thank you

you and me and me and you

love you love you love you



I�m warning the man about them in future
arguments. They can avoid �trouble�  if they
remember the terminology!
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