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    Posted: 14 December 2007 at 12:43am
*FINE
This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.



*FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half
an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5
more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.



*NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm.
This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"



*GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't
do it.



*LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"



*THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous
statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants
to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.



*THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not
question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.



I’m warning the man about them in future
arguments. They can avoid “trouble”  if they
remember the terminology!

Leah
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Bismilah Rahmani Rahiim,

Asalamu aleykum warah matulahi wa baraktuh.

Thanks for informing us Azeleah.

Thank you once again for reminding us to be thankful of what Allah has given us. All praise thanks are due to Allah (Alhamdulilah)

Asalamu aleykum warah matulahi wa baraktuh.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Azaleah Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 December 2007 at 3:53am
Walaykum sallam wr wb..

Welcome brother.
This may appear like a joke but its what most happens in a
household.

Man in nature is complex....

Sallam
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote seekshidayath Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 December 2007 at 5:48pm

, Its very true sister Azleah. I totally agree with it.

Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: “All the descendants of Adam are sinners, and the best of sinners are those who repent."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote imp87 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 December 2007 at 6:30pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 Arguments that begin
with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

Thanks for the post

 



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I really have to agree with this.  It is so true!
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Sad to note this but usually it is the man that has the last word...

"YES, DEAR!"


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Salams_wife Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 December 2007 at 6:52pm
That is what my father always says to me, lol.  Which usually means he will ignore whatever I told him.
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