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Duende
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Serv, I read this, and thought of you!!! (Sorry, I must have caught
something from Sawtul ...exclamation mark!) We'll always hate Paris www.salon.com The public outrage over Paris Hilton's early release from her L.A. prison cell may be justified -- but why are we expending so much energy protesting the antics of a spoiled media whore? By Cintra Wilson June 8, 2007 | "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde -- like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana -- and right now, I'm that icon." -- Paris Hilton "I hate reading! Someone tell me what's on this menu!" -- Paris Hilton We'll always hate Paris. If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, Paris Hilton, for all her frailness and vulnerability, is a huge, flaming meteor that can penetrate the Earth's atmosphere, bypass all weather completely and destroy millions of lives wherever she happens to feel like plummeting. Paris has been one of our most arresting national disasters. She's too rich, skinny, blond, nude, slutty, drunk, spoiled and famous. She ignores the law and openly flouts our social mores, as if they don't apply to her. Proximity to Ms. Hilton is a proven health hazard: She blows all the clothing, morals, inhibitions and self-control of her victims sideways, leaving them emaciated, dehydrated, broke, disoriented and immune to even the most powerful panty-biotics. Paris has managed to hold herself together comparatively well during severe marathons of hard partying -- at least compared with the rest of her friends. While Paris tiptoed around looking vacuous but relatively docile, La Lohan, Britney Spears, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, Nicole Richie et al. sunk into binge-puking, Mercedes-totaling, infantile oblivions, involving willful and sustained refusal of all food but Vicodin, stints in inpatient rehabilitation facilities that cost $45,000 a week, and unsightly public meltdowns, leading to the consumption of more big bowls of cocaine and opiate painkillers and more trips to rehab (rehab being the new day care for shrieking Hollywood narcissists who can afford never to develop their own maturity, self-control or respect for other human beings). |
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Servetus
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I don't even know why Paris Hilton was put in jail but, as far as I am concerned, it would be far, far better if she were to actually stay there. At the moment, and though there are plenty of contenders for the title, some of whom were mentioned in the article, I can think of no finer, more representative, poster-girl for the Project for the New anti-American Century. Serv |
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Duende
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Just today I saw an internet news headline which made me jump:
"Paris to start Darfur talks" I realised I had spent entirely too many bytes on the fate of this forgettable Hilton heiress and was losing grip of reality. I wonder how many people will one day claim it was Paris Hilton who ended the strife in Darfur/Palestine (fill in the blank) ...? |
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Servetus
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Servie's AmreekEmotigram to Duende:
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Angel
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she violated two issues of drink driving. Second one was when her licence was taken away from the first issuing. |
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Sawtul Khilafah
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LOL !!!!!!!! |
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Servetus
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Thanks for the update, Angel. Poor (in a manner of speaking) Paris Hilton! One wonders. Why did she have to suffer the traumas and indignities of a DUI [driving under the influence of alcohol]? I mean, her dad is rich, after all. Can�t she afford cab fare? The other day, when I was reading the so-called �entertainment� headlines to see if, from the online media�s collective craw, there were any particularly delicious morsels of macerated and regurgitated celebrity on offer, I pecked on a headline which referred to Serv ____________________
A colony? What's that? If you don't mind, I prefer to be called a neo-trusteeship territory! |
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