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a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:24:"Can you please everyone?";s:12:"thePermalink";s:57:"https://www.islamicity.org/81995/can-you-please-everyone/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:10:"Majd Arbil";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:83:"https://media.islamicity.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/nesruddin-boy-donkey-lm.jpg";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:39:"nasreddin hodja|/topics/nasreddin-hodja";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Jan 11 2023";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:40:"January 8, 2023 {wpcf-soft-date engaged}";s:9:"theAuthor";s:25:"Majd Arbil|/by/majd-arbil";s:5:"theID";i:81995;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"3 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:79:"Inherent in human nature is a desire to be accepted by other people and groups.";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:24:"Can you please everyone?";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:19:"Upside Down Justice";s:12:"thePermalink";s:53:"https://www.islamicity.org/79058/upside-down-justice/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:12:" IslamiCity ";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:77:"https://media.islamicity.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/arab-art-justice2.jpg";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:39:"nasreddin hodja|/topics/nasreddin-hodja";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Sep 3 2021";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:17:"September 3, 2021";s:9:"theAuthor";s:31:" IslamiCity |/source/islamicity";s:5:"theID";i:79058;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"8 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:103:"Once there was a weak old man who was very sick. He went to an hakim (a traditional physician) and s...";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:19:"Upside Down Justice";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:14:"Fishy Morality";s:12:"thePermalink";s:47:"https://www.islamicity.org/8605/fishy-morality/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:15:"Mullah Nasrudin";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:77:"https://media.islamicity.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Mullah-Nasruddin2.jpg";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:39:"nasreddin hodja|/topics/nasreddin-hodja";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Aug 29 2021";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:42:"February 25, 2005 {wpcf-soft-date engaged}";s:9:"theAuthor";s:35:"Mullah Nasrudin|/by/mullah-nasrudin";s:5:"theID";i:8605;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"3 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:138:"The tales of Nasrudin appear in psychology textbooks, illuminating the workings of the mind in a way no straightforward explanation can ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:14:"Fishy Morality";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:49:"White House Correspondents' Dinner Full Monologue";s:12:"thePermalink";s:82:"https://www.islamicity.org/11527/white-house-correspondents-dinner-full-monologue/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:12:"Hasan Minhaj";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:5:"video";s:7:"theIcon";s:33:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:19:"media|/topics/media";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Apr 30 2017";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:39:"April 30, 2017 {wpcf-soft-date engaged}";s:9:"theAuthor";s:29:"Hasan Minhaj|/by/hasan-minhaj";s:5:"theID";i:11527;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:7:"26 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:186:"Daily Show correspondent Hasan Minhaj took full advantage of Donald Trump's absence by taking aim at the president and his administration during his monologue at the White House Co......";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:49:"White House Correspondents' Dinner Full Monologue";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:24:"The most difficult Iftar";s:12:"thePermalink";s:57:"https://www.islamicity.org/4901/the-most-difficult-iftar/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:12:" IslamiCity ";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:87:"http://www.islamicity.org/global/images/photo/IC-Articles/gathered-iftarIC__600x373.JPG";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:17:"food|/topics/food";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Aug 15 2012";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:40:"August 14, 2012 {wpcf-soft-date engaged}";s:9:"theAuthor";s:31:" IslamiCity |/source/islamicity";s:5:"theID";i:4901;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"1 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:147:"A person should use fasting during the Islamic month of Ramadan as a way to improve self discipline in eating and controlling our carnal desires ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:24:"The most difficult Iftar";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:23:"The man who knew it all";s:12:"thePermalink";s:56:"https://www.islamicity.org/8490/the-man-who-knew-it-all/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:26:"Jalal Ad-Din Muhammad Rumi";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:68:"http://media.islamicity.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/arrogance.jpg";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:27:"Arrogance|/topics/arrogance";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Mar 29 2012";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:39:"March 28, 2012 {wpcf-soft-date engaged}";s:9:"theAuthor";s:57:"Jalal Ad-Din Muhammad Rumi|/by/jalal-ad-din-muhammad-rumi";s:5:"theID";i:8490;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"5 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:64:"Ali was a philosopher who thought he knew all there was to know.";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:23:"The man who knew it all";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:40:"Muslims should stop apologizing for 9/11";s:12:"thePermalink";s:72:"https://www.islamicity.org/4454/muslims-should-stop-apologizing-for-911/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:8:"Aman Ali";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:23:"muslims|/topics/muslims";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Sep 7 2011";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:17:"September 7, 2011";s:9:"theAuthor";s:21:"Aman Ali|/by/aman-ali";s:5:"theID";i:4454;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"6 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:103:"As a Muslim, I'm sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously?";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:40:"Muslims should stop apologizing for 9/11";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:17:"The Sharia Within";s:12:"thePermalink";s:50:"https://www.islamicity.org/8469/the-sharia-within/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:17:"Hesham Hassaballa";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:86:"http://www.islamicity.org/global/images/photo/IC-Articles/shariafreezone__1200x400.JPG";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:23:"muslims|/topics/muslims";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Apr 8 2011";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:13:"April 8, 2011";s:9:"theAuthor";s:39:"Hesham Hassaballa|/by/hesham-hassaballa";s:5:"theID";i:8469;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"5 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:222:"There are more than a dozen states that are currently trying to enact laws seeking to ban Sharia law, the amorphous corpus of Islamic law that has been developed - and is still being developed - over the last 15 centuries.";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:17:"The Sharia Within";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:26:"The Lighter Side in Hadith";s:12:"thePermalink";s:59:"https://www.islamicity.org/8468/the-lighter-side-in-hadith/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:20:"Mohammad Omar Farooq";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:86:"http://www.islamicity.org/global/images/photo/IC-Articles/muslimahsmiles__1024x667.JPG";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:43:"hadith and sunnah|/topics/hadith-and-sunnah";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Mar 6 2011";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:38:"June 27, 2008 {wpcf-soft-date engaged}";s:9:"theAuthor";s:45:"Mohammad Omar Farooq|/by/mohammad-omar-farooq";s:5:"theID";i:8468;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:7:"33 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:175:"The more religious we are, the less we laugh. On top of this the more religious and scholarly Muslims are, their faces are stiffer, even when they have their pictures taken ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:26:"The Lighter Side in Hadith";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:23:"The Burqa Strikes Again";s:12:"thePermalink";s:56:"https://www.islamicity.org/8466/the-burqa-strikes-again/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:15:"Lesley Hazleton";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:31:"veil (burqa)|/topics/veil-burqa";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Dec 28 2010";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:17:"December 28, 2010";s:9:"theAuthor";s:35:"Lesley Hazleton|/by/lesley-hazleton";s:5:"theID";i:8466;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"4 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:105:"A stand-up comedian's take on the Roy Orbison oldie 'Pretty Woman' is the latest salvo in the burqa wars.";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:23:"The Burqa Strikes Again";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:25:"Love in a Nylon Headscarf";s:12:"thePermalink";s:58:"https://www.islamicity.org/8465/love-in-a-nylon-headscarf/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:24:"Shelina Zahra Janmohamed";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:83:"http://www.islamicity.org/global/images/photo/IC-Articles/coupleroses__1200x400.JPG";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:25:"marriage|/topics/marriage";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Nov 5 2010";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:41:"November 4, 2010 {wpcf-soft-date engaged}";s:9:"theAuthor";s:53:"Shelina Zahra Janmohamed|/by/shelina-zahra-janmohamed";s:5:"theID";i:8465;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"7 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:189:"It is a universally acknowledged truth that all Asian parents want their children to get married and settle down. It is the final and most important duty of the parent toward their child ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:25:"Love in a Nylon Headscarf";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:25:"Muslim Laughs at a Glance";s:12:"thePermalink";s:58:"https://www.islamicity.org/3584/muslim-laughs-at-a-glance/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:15:"Amany Al-Sayyed";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:73:"https://media.islamicity.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/owl-funny-isp.jpg";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:19:"humor|/topics/humor";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Jul 15 2009";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:37:"July 1, 2008 {wpcf-soft-date engaged}";s:9:"theAuthor";s:35:"Amany Al-Sayyed|/by/amany-al-sayyed";s:5:"theID";i:3584;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"6 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:176:"Ardekani, through his alter-ego Baba Ali, has gained a popular following on You Tube for his short videos which promote understanding between Muslims and the larger community. ";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:25:"Muslim Laughs at a Glance";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:19:"Allah Made Me Funny";s:12:"thePermalink";s:52:"https://www.islamicity.org/8453/allah-made-me-funny/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:19:"Allah Made Me Funny";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:19:"allah|/topics/allah";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Oct 3 2008";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:43:"September 23, 2008 {wpcf-soft-date engaged}";s:9:"theAuthor";s:43:"Allah Made Me Funny|/by/allah-made-me-funny";s:5:"theID";i:8453;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"5 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:161:"Allah Made Me Funny can connect with anyone who loves a laugh. Today, they're the ideal trailblazers to defy prejudice and foster goodwill through comedy. ";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:19:"Allah Made Me Funny";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:24:"Keeping Track of Ramadan";s:12:"thePermalink";s:57:"https://www.islamicity.org/8452/keeping-track-of-ramadan/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:15:"Mullah Nasrudin";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:88:"http://www.islamicity.org/global/images/photo/IC-Articles/nasrudinKhodjaRIC__600x413.JPG";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:23:"ramadan|/topics/ramadan";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Aug 25 2008";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:40:"August 20, 2008 {wpcf-soft-date engaged}";s:9:"theAuthor";s:35:"Mullah Nasrudin|/by/mullah-nasrudin";s:5:"theID";i:8452;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"3 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:138:"The tales of Nasrudin appear in psychology textbooks, illuminating the workings of the mind in a way no straightforward explanation can ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:24:"Keeping Track of Ramadan";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:30:"Queen revokes USA independence";s:12:"thePermalink";s:63:"https://www.islamicity.org/3312/queen-revokes-usa-independence/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:6:"iViews";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:23:"ramadan|/topics/ramadan";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Jul 2 2008";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:12:"July 2, 2008";s:9:"theAuthor";s:21:"iViews|/source/iviews";s:5:"theID";i:3312;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"6 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:240:"In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA in the past and the potential of repeating the same mistake in the future you are unfit to govern yourselves. We hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:30:"Queen revokes USA independence";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:45:"Don't ask any questions if you are benefiting";s:12:"thePermalink";s:77:"https://www.islamicity.org/8451/dont-ask-any-questions-if-you-are-benefiting/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:15:"Mullah Nasrudin";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:84:"http://www.islamicity.org/global/images/photo/IC-Articles/quesnasrudin__1200x400.JPG";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:23:"ramadan|/topics/ramadan";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Apr 9 2008";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:38:"April 8, 2008 {wpcf-soft-date engaged}";s:9:"theAuthor";s:35:"Mullah Nasrudin|/by/mullah-nasrudin";s:5:"theID";i:8451;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"3 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:136:"The tales of Nasrudin appear in psychology textbooks, illuminating the workings of the mind in a way no straightforward explanation can ";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:45:"Don't ask any questions if you are benefiting";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:24:"Searching for Mr. Right!";s:12:"thePermalink";s:55:"https://www.islamicity.org/3252/searching-for-mr-right/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:15:"Unique Muslimah";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:23:"ramadan|/topics/ramadan";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Feb 5 2008";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:16:"February 5, 2008";s:9:"theAuthor";s:35:"Unique Muslimah|/by/unique-muslimah";s:5:"theID";i:3252;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"4 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:119:"Mr. Right. Is he out there? Unique Muslimah gives us an insight on just how and where Muslim Sisters may find him... ";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:24:"Searching for Mr. Right!";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:70:"Mulla Nasruddin Khodja, a Major Character of Muslim Satiric Literature";s:12:"thePermalink";s:102:"https://www.islamicity.org/8449/mulla-nasruddin-khodja-a-major-character-of-muslim-satiric-literature/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:15:"Muslim Heritage";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:39:"nasreddin hodja|/topics/nasreddin-hodja";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Feb 6 2008";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:16:"February 6, 2008";s:9:"theAuthor";s:35:"Muslim Heritage|/by/muslim-heritage";s:5:"theID";i:8449;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:7:"12 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:142:"Nasr al-Din Khodja was a philosopher, wise, witty man with a good sense of humor. His stories have been told almost everywhere in the world ";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:70:"Mulla Nasruddin Khodja, a Major Character of Muslim Satiric Literature";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:47:"What did Muslims do in 2007- Some Good Some Bad";s:12:"thePermalink";s:79:"https://www.islamicity.org/3231/what-did-muslims-do-in-2007-some-good-some-bad/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:13:"Sheila Musaji";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:23:"muslims|/topics/muslims";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Jan 3 2008";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:15:"January 3, 2008";s:9:"theAuthor";s:31:"Sheila Musaji|/by/sheila-musaji";s:5:"theID";i:3231;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:7:"18 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:159:"There was a lot of bad news for Muslims in 2007 (and we might as well look at that first. Some of the bad news was brought to us by non-Muslims, for example.. ";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:47:"What did Muslims do in 2007- Some Good Some Bad";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:17:"Women of Paradise";s:12:"thePermalink";s:50:"https://www.islamicity.org/8448/women-of-paradise/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:15:"Unique Muslimah";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:19:"women|/topics/women";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Oct 2 2007";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:15:"October 2, 2007";s:9:"theAuthor";s:39:"Unique Muslimah|/source/unique-muslimah";s:5:"theID";i:8448;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"5 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:234:"Men ignore the fact that scholars have said the women of the world will be more beautiful, by the way. These women of paradise will be her servants, attending to her needs. Her husband will only see her, from her beauty and radiance. ";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:17:"Women of Paradise";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:22:"Bombors Can`t ChitChat";s:12:"thePermalink";s:54:"https://www.islamicity.org/8446/bombors-cant-chitchat/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:11:"Becky Akers";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:19:"women|/topics/women";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Jan 30 2006";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:16:"January 30, 2006";s:9:"theAuthor";s:27:"Becky Akers|/by/becky-akers";s:5:"theID";i:8446;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"8 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:122:"Chitchat is not something at which terrorists excel, or so the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has decided ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:22:"Bombors Can`t ChitChat";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:34:"Bush Cartoon Too Close for Comfort";s:12:"thePermalink";s:67:"https://www.islamicity.org/8445/bush-cartoon-too-close-for-comfort/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:14:"Mustakeem Dean";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:36:"george w. bush|/topics/george-w-bush";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Nov 5 2004";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:16:"November 5, 2004";s:9:"theAuthor";s:33:"Mustakeem Dean|/by/mustakeem-dean";s:5:"theID";i:8445;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"2 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:116:"As our political satire pridicted .. rural America and the frightened soccer moms have given Mr. Bush his victory ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:34:"Bush Cartoon Too Close for Comfort";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:22:"White House of Horrors";s:12:"thePermalink";s:55:"https://www.islamicity.org/2451/white-house-of-horrors/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:12:"Maureen Dowd";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:17:"iraq|/topics/iraq";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Oct 28 2004";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:16:"October 28, 2004";s:9:"theAuthor";s:29:"Maureen Dowd|/by/maureen-dowd";s:5:"theID";i:2451;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"6 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:103:"It was scary enough when we thought the vice president had created his own reality for spin purposes ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:22:"White House of Horrors";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:13:"Magical Words";s:12:"thePermalink";s:46:"https://www.islamicity.org/8444/magical-words/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:14:"Mustakeem Dean";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:17:"iraq|/topics/iraq";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Oct 23 2004";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:16:"October 23, 2004";s:9:"theAuthor";s:33:"Mustakeem Dean|/by/mustakeem-dean";s:5:"theID";i:8444;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"2 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:134:"We are being told that "THEY" hate us because of our freedom. Well "they" have much less to hate since we have much less of freedom ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:13:"Magical Words";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:19:"Late Night Thoughts";s:12:"thePermalink";s:52:"https://www.islamicity.org/8442/late-night-thoughts/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:6:"iViews";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:17:"iraq|/topics/iraq";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Jun 3 2004";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:12:"June 3, 2004";s:9:"theAuthor";s:17:"iViews|/by/iviews";s:5:"theID";i:8442;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"5 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:191:"Ashcroft said that our way of life is being threatened by a group of religious fanatics who are armed and dangerous. And then he called for prayers in the schools and an end to gun control ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:19:"Late Night Thoughts";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:44:"A Memo from Osama bin Laden - Hypothetical !";s:12:"thePermalink";s:73:"https://www.islamicity.org/2287/a-memo-from-osama-bin-laden-hypothetical/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:10:"Ivan Eland";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:25:"al-qaeda|/topics/al-qaeda";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Apr 22 2004";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:14:"April 22, 2004";s:9:"theAuthor";s:25:"Ivan Eland|/by/ivan-eland";s:5:"theID";i:2287;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"9 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:116:"What if al Qaeda were a bureaucracy - you know, like the U.S. government? What would its inter-cave memoranda say ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:44:"A Memo from Osama bin Laden - Hypothetical !";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:32:"Iraq War Rationale: Version 10.0";s:12:"thePermalink";s:64:"https://www.islamicity.org/2280/iraq-war-rationale-version-10-0/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:15:"P.j. Crowley+..";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:61:"weapon of mass destruction|/topics/weapon-of-mass-destruction";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Apr 8 2004";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:13:"April 8, 2004";s:9:"theAuthor";s:31:"P.j. Crowley+..|/by/p-j-crowley";s:5:"theID";i:2280;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:7:"11 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:157:"In the year since the invasion of Iraq, the Bush administration has repeatedly shifted its justification for going to war and constantly changed its story ..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:32:"Iraq War Rationale: Version 10.0";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:28:"A Muslim Sage Visits the USA";s:12:"thePermalink";s:61:"https://www.islamicity.org/8441/a-muslim-sage-visits-the-usa/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:14:"M. Shahid Alam";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:39:"nasreddin hodja|/topics/nasreddin-hodja";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Oct 9 2003";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:15:"October 9, 2003";s:9:"theAuthor";s:32:"M. Shahid Alam|/by/m-shahid-alam";s:5:"theID";i:8441;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"9 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:225:"Two years after September 11, 2001, when the righteous indignation of Americans at the attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon had cooled a bit, five Ivy League colleges decided to invite a Muslim sage to talk to them... ";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:28:"A Muslim Sage Visits the USA";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:27:"Late Night thoughts on Iraq";s:12:"thePermalink";s:60:"https://www.islamicity.org/8440/late-night-thoughts-on-iraq/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:6:"iViews";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:36:"george w. bush|/topics/george-w-bush";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Sep 20 2003";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:18:"September 20, 2003";s:9:"theAuthor";s:17:"iViews|/by/iviews";s:5:"theID";i:8440;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"7 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:216:"The press keeps asking President Bush when will this war end? I think the war will end officially the day after the 2004 elections. If President Bush learned anything from his father it was don't end a war too soon..";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:27:"Late Night thoughts on Iraq";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:30:"Late Night thoughts on the war";s:12:"thePermalink";s:63:"https://www.islamicity.org/8437/late-night-thoughts-on-the-war/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:6:"iViews";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:17:"iraq|/topics/iraq";s:7:"theDate";s:10:"Apr 4 2003";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:13:"April 4, 2003";s:9:"theAuthor";s:17:"iViews|/by/iviews";s:5:"theID";i:8437;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"4 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:210:"It may seem tasteless to be cracking jokes on late night television about a war in progress, but political analysts say the widespread public opposition has created an unusually thick buffer to this conflict.. ";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:30:"Late Night thoughts on the war";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}

a:18:{s:8:"theTitle";s:37:"Patience with my neighbours, Mr. Bush";s:12:"thePermalink";s:68:"https://www.islamicity.org/8436/patience-with-my-neighbours-mr-bush/";s:13:"theAuthorName";s:11:"Terry Jones";s:12:"theThumbnail";s:0:"";s:6:"isWhat";s:7:"article";s:7:"theIcon";s:0:"";s:8:"theEmbed";s:0:"";s:11:"theCategory";s:44:"cannot-retrieve-category-see-cell-part-1.php";s:6:"theTag";s:36:"george w. bush|/topics/george-w-bush";s:7:"theDate";s:11:"Jan 31 2003";s:11:"theDate_ORG";s:16:"January 31, 2003";s:9:"theAuthor";s:27:"Terry Jones|/by/terry-jones";s:5:"theID";i:8436;s:14:"theReadingTime";s:6:"6 min.";s:10:"theExcerpt";s:199:"I want to blow up Mr. Johnson's garage and kill his wife and children. Strike first! That'll teach him a lesson. Then he'll leave us in peace and stop peering at me in that totally unacceptable way. ";s:12:"theTitle_ORG";s:37:"Patience with my neighbours, Mr. Bush";s:25:"processRelatedFacetsTitle";s:0:"";s:15:"whereItCameFrom";s:0:"";}