If Altaf is Khatmal then Busharraf must be one too! Is that right?
Brother, kunand hum jinss b' hum jinss parwaaz

When these two Great Pardners began their journy in rulling (or, misrulling) poor Pakistan, Altaaf bhai (wonder if you have ever watched Munna Bhai MBBS? or understand what Bhai stads for in Mumbai?) asked the general if he could end his self adorned exile and return to his beloved Karachi?

The general had his typical street corner Bhai's slanted smile and said "anytime, anythime Bhai, it will be a great pleasure as far I go". "I will provide you all the facilities and full protection against all those hundreds of your victims"

He added, "but in just one small corner I may prove a bit helpless"

Bhai had caught hold of some poor major riding down a Karachi lane, on a motor bike, one fine evening. They needed some minor assistance from the Major s'ab and couldn't possibly made him to agree.

The major didn't give in when the Munna Bhai gang drilled in his left knee cap. While they were drilling through his right knee cap, he collapsed and died.

Today, three of his course mates are Brigadiers and two, Major Generals. Three of these hail from almost 10 kilometres from his ancestral village - and, all are with generations of soldiering traditions running through their landowning families and feverishly clanish.

The General has been told, by these army officers, in no uncertain terms, that the day they lay their hnds on Munna Bhai they would entertain him with exactly the same music of a Black & Dekker electric drill.

Is it hard now to understand why this great Leader of Pakistan doesn't set foot even in Karachi his ilk rules?

Whisper......

If I could, I'd vote for you to be our president......Perhaps your stern intellect for Middle Eastern politics would perhaps shed some "Empyrean" light on this world.

Paa Sasha:
I was just wondering can't these three musketeers pull Eichmann on this khatmal?

Naw, Paa jee, all such Kings are kept as great British assets, with tight 24 / 7 security covers. But I know some muchhals waiting for the day when he sets foot (better still, both his feet!) in Pakistan.

One of them is a tough Brigadier that even our disfunctional General speaks with as some tame Persian kitten, not as the 7th Augsust born Leo that he is supposed to be.

If I could, I'd vote for you to be our president......Perhaps your stern intellect for Middle Eastern politics would perhaps shed some "Empyrean" light on this world.

Brother, come to Manchester to interview me for the job. We will bribe the other judges with some hot Indian curries or Afghani kebabs.

AND SLAMS DICTATOR MUSHARRAF

I have an interest in Pakistan. I hold the highest civil award that the country can bestow, the Hilal-i-Quaid-i-Azam, given to me at the end of the 1980s for my work for the restoration of democracy in Pakistan at the end of an earlier bout of military dictatorship supported at the time by the then http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Government - British Government . I also hold the second highest civil award in Pakistan, the Hilal-i-Pakistan, given to me for my work on behalf of the rights of the people of Kashmir. Until the military overthrow of democracy in Pakistan, I worked closely with all the democratic parties in the country.

It is worth establishing a time line. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Musharraf - General Musharraf , as we used to call him when he seized power in a military coup in 1999�before we began to call him http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_Musharraf - President Musharraf , an office to which he appointed himself�came to power having imprisoned and then exiled the democratic political leaders in the country. In 2002 he held a referendum, an extraordinary one even by the standards of eastern potentates, in which he won 97 per cent. of the vote. The referendum was described by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transparency_International - Transparency International as blatantly rigged, and the accompanying parliamentary elections in 2002 were described in the same way by all international and disinterested observers. At that time Musharraf made a promise that he would cease to be chief of http://www.theyworkforyou.com/glossary/?gl=100" title="http://www.army.mod.uk/" class="glossary - the army general staff, a promise on which he has reneged.

In September 2006 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amnesty_International - Amnesty International issued a detailed report on human rights abuses in Pakistan, alleging that the Musharraf Government were responsible for violating

"a wide array of human rights".

The alleged violations included torture, unlawful detention, enforced disappearance, extrajudicial execution, unlawful transfer of persons to the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States - United States and other countries, and arbitrary arrests.

That date, September 2006, is important. Two months later, in November 2006�just over six months ago�the British Prime http://www.theyworkforyou.com/glossary/?gl=35" title="Ministers make up the Government and almost all are members of the House of..." class="glossary - Minister visited President Musharraf, and this is what he said. He paid tribute to General Musharraf for

"symbolising the future for Muslim countries the world over."

I want the House to keep those words in its mind. The Prime http://www.theyworkforyou.com/glossary/?gl=35" title="Ministers make up the Government and almost all are members of the House of..." class="glossary - Minister praised Musharraf, the military dictator of Pakistan, for

"symbolising the future for Muslim countries the world over."

Let us see what has happened in Pakistan since the Prime http://www.theyworkforyou.com/glossary/?gl=35" title="Ministers make up the Government and almost all are members of the House of..." class="glossary - Minister uttered those words. The chief justice, Iftikhar Chaudhry, insisted on hearing cases of "missing persons" and objecting to the privatisation of a steel mill. I think we know who may have taken over; perhaps new Labour's biggest donor, Mr. Mittal, who has given millions of pounds to the Labour party. The chief justice would have none of it and was told by President Musharraf that he must resign. He refused to resign and, on 16 March, just three months after Prime http://www.theyworkforyou.com/glossary/?gl=35" title="Ministers make up the Government and almost all are members of the House of..." class="glossary - Minister Blair held Musharraf as symbolising the future for Muslim countries, the chief justice was supported by demonstrations throughout the country by lawyers, civil society groups and http://www.theyworkforyou.com/glossary/?gl=29" title="The Opposition are the political parties in the House of Commons other than..." class="glossary - Opposition parties, which were savagely assailed by General Musharraf's armed forces. That included the first of many attacks on independent television stations.

On 26 April, the chief justice made a 26-hour journey by car from Islamabad to Lahore and was welcomed by vast crowds along the way. On 12 May, the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_of_Sindh - Government of Sindh , a coalition Government of Musharraf's king's party and the Muttahida Quami Movement, led from London by a British citizen, Altaf Hussain, to whom I shall return, laid siege to the city. The main thoroughfares were blocked, lawyers and their supporters were attacked outside the Karachi Bar with batons and the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MQM - MQM militants fired bullets indiscriminately into the peaceful demonstrators. Eleven members of the Pakistan Peoples party were killed, 10 members of the Justice Movement of Imran Khan, with whom I met today and who is meeting the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leader_of_the_Opposition - Leader of the Opposition tomorrow�I am not sure whether the http://www.theyworkforyou.com/glossary/?gl=35" title="Ministers make up the Government and almost all are members of the House of..." class="glossary - Minister will find time in his busy schedule to meet Imran Khan�were wounded, as were scores of others. Last week, just seven months after the Prime http://www.theyworkforyou.com/glossary/?gl=35" title="Ministers make up the Government and almost all are members of the House of..." class="glossary - Minister said that Musharraf symbolised the future for Muslim countries around the world, all independent television stations were closed down and a draconian ordinance on the press was introduced.

Following my discussions today with Imran Khan, I want to emphasise that my primary concern, and that of most Pakistanis living in Britain, is this: why is Altaf Hussain being allowed to conduct from a sofa in Edgware a terrorist campaign and a campaign of extortion of businesses and citizens in Sindh, and why was he given British citizenship? I would like the Minister to answer the following question tonight, and if he does not have the answer to hand I would like him to write to me to inform me of it: was Altaf Hussain ever refused British citizenship, and if he was, what changed between that refusal and the granting of citizenship to him? It is extraordinary that in the middle of a so-called war on terror there is such a bloody reign of terror in a major Pakistani city�and there are millions of Pakistanis who are citizens of our country. A terrorist cell is operating from Edgware in the form of the MQM. Every day, Altaf Hussain, a British citizen, addresses his puppets in Karachi, giving them instructions on how they should govern, including how they should handle peaceful demonstrations.

They can help by freezing the foreign assets of benazir; the millions of dollars of Pakistani people were stolen by this corrupted prime minister.
Why would they do that? when such corrupt Poluticians are their best assets.

As far Altaf Bhai, not to worry the Three Kunjar Kahaar Muchhkeeper Brigadiers will do full justice with him the day he steps foot even his Koranchi stronghold.