telemarketer prank
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Topic: telemarketer prank
Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Subject: telemarketer prank
Date Posted: 20 November 2006 at 12:54am
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I laughed out loud
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/ - howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/ |
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Posted By: Ansarullah
Date Posted: 22 November 2006 at 8:10pm
that was hilarious!!!!!!! ------------- "Among His signs is this, that He created wives from among yourselves, that you may find repose in them, and He has put between you affection and mercy" 30:21 |
Posted By: Sign*Reader
Date Posted: 03 December 2006 at 2:20pm
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I would love to try this one on one of the telemarketers for real if I could go through the act, Hilarante
------------- Kismet Domino: Faith/Courage/Liberty/Abundance/Selfishness/Immorality/Apathy/Bondage or extinction. |
Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 04 December 2006 at 5:41pm
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oh my! kinda feel sorry for the telemarketer -------------  ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 10 December 2006 at 1:56am
This guy got a call once from a funeral home selling family plots. He pretended he was a suicidal newly unemployed abandoned husband waiting for a sign from god to end his life. He plays out this whole story calls the telemarketer the "Angel of death" and then fires a blank cap. Now that's cold. I wasn't laughing at that one. "Bang" "Hello? Mr Mabe? Hello...?" |
Angel wrote:Posted By: Hanan
Date Posted: 10 December 2006 at 11:02am
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During the speech, interrupt and say "Are you Canadian?" if they say no... say "We only converse with Canadians".... If they say yes say..." We don't talk to Canadians." |
Posted By: Hanan
Date Posted: 10 December 2006 at 11:08am
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Say in perfect English, "I don't speak English, sorry" or say, "I'm blind, could you repeat that?" |
Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 10 December 2006 at 5:29pm
| I ask them to marry me. |
Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 10 December 2006 at 5:53pm
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lol! needed a good laugh telemarketers here tend to disguise themselves as surveyers, they prompty say oh we aren't selling this is a survey...yeah sure, in the end it may not be a product but a service
------------- ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 12 December 2006 at 3:52am
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The other day I got a recorded call from a computer it was a whole sale
outlet that deals mostly with military apparel and extra gear. Things like olive colored under wear, pistol grips, mat black tape, boots and small camping appliances. I tried to trace the call back but it was blocked so I called BEZEQ our privately owned phone company owned by one Mr. Saban (Power Rangers) who used to own a recording facility in LA with an Shuki Levy with whom I bartered services back in 1983... Every one in the world is two phone calls away. I called the owner of the Phone company at 8:15 P.M. not 5 minutes after having been called by a computer and told him that I had been disturbed at home by an army equipment retail pitch that tied up my phone line for an entire three minutes. "Just enough time to disturb both our dinners" "So, Mr. Saban will you Marry me?" "What What?" "Yes or No?" To make a long story short. No more computer calls. |
Posted By: semar
Date Posted: 13 December 2006 at 5:54pm
 this is hilarious.------------- Salam/Peace, Semar "We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH) "1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air" |
Posted By: Daniel Dworsky
Date Posted: 15 December 2006 at 12:10am
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The Prophet said: "Do not eat before you are hungry, and
stop eating before you are full" "1/3 of your stomach for food 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air" One reason why Islam will never win the hearts of Fat Crackers. The Prophet Rocks! |
Posted By: semar
Date Posted: 02 January 2007 at 6:22pm
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By the way, if muslims follow the prophet in this teaching, there will be no on muslim champion on eating hot dog competition. ------------- Salam/Peace, Semar "We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH) "1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air" |
