Salman and ak_m_f- twins? or not???
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Topic: Salman and ak_m_f- twins? or not???
Posted By: Mishmish
Subject: Salman and ak_m_f- twins? or not???
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:13pm
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Theories anyone? ------------- It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. (The Little Prince) |
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Posted By: salman_s
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:17pm
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i don't reply after ak_m_f, it is ak_m_f who replies after me...he follows me..... he is not my twin brother....yet i think he wants 2 let me know that he is my twin brother who got lost in canada...
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Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:22pm
His post dosnt makes any sense, also my other mission is to expose salman to the "western world". |
salman_s wrote:Posted By: salman_s
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:25pm
oh really?...then y did u follow me and reply 2 my post in patriotism....that had nothing 2 do with the western world....ak_m_f u r hiding something....tell me y u follow me....come on ! tell me.....r u my twin brother who got lost in canada....u follow me every where...tell me ak...tell me....
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Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:27pm
Salman I am happy that I got lost in canada, who knows we may would have ended up praisin terrorist in some cave. 
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Posted By: salman_s
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:31pm
no ak_m_f....y did u get lost in canada......u should have been with me.....i would have made u know what terrorist actually means.....and what Allah says in the Qur'an about his forgiveness....insha Allah everything u would have understood well....when v both would b in a cave.....if u r my twin brother tell me ak_m_f....tell me... Allah knows best
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Posted By: amah
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:32pm
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Thank You Mishmish for starting this thread! This is going to be an endless one. (Allah knows!) Atleast, I hope these two will spare us in the other forums!!  ------------- Allah is Sufficient as a Walee (Protector) and Allah is Sufficient as a Naseer (Helper). (Surah An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #45) |
Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:33pm
Only for you sister, I end it right here.
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Posted By: amah
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:33pm
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I think there is no place for us to present our theories, these two will be all over this thread!!
------------- Allah is Sufficient as a Walee (Protector) and Allah is Sufficient as a Naseer (Helper). (Surah An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #45) |
Posted By: amah
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:36pm
Lets see how long you can resist the temptation. ------------- Allah is Sufficient as a Walee (Protector) and Allah is Sufficient as a Naseer (Helper). (Surah An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #45) |
Posted By: salman_s
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:40pm
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tell me ak_m_f .....r u my twin brother who got lost in canada.....don't run away ak so fast.....don't hide anything....come on ! tell me....
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Posted By: Mishmish
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:41pm
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Well, I think that one of them was born handsome an the other was born intelligent, so their parents separated them to keep them from feeling jealous. Now, they are trying to figure out which is which.... We could help, but they have both been rather clever in hiding which gift they received... ------------- It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. (The Little Prince) |
Posted By: Mishmish
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:42pm
Nah, the internet reception would be horrible.... ------------- It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. (The Little Prince) |
Posted By: Mishmish
Date Posted: 18 June 2006 at 11:50pm
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But together you're 24... ------------- It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. (The Little Prince) |
Posted By: salman_s
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 12:06am
| ak_m_f....r u there?....where r u hiding....come lets clear everything here.....come on ! tell me y u follow me everywhere....r u my twin brother..... |
Posted By: amah
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 12:11am
How did they find each other? ------------- Allah is Sufficient as a Walee (Protector) and Allah is Sufficient as a Naseer (Helper). (Surah An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #45) |
Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 2:16am
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Good thread akm, I thought you weren't going to respond to salman -------------  ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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Posted By: Mishmish
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 3:15am
You know, that weird twin connection that you hear so much about. It drove them both to this very Forum, totally against their will, and in direct contact/conflict with each other. It was kismet..Of course this is just one theory. My second theory is it's one person with split personalities and two computers, on side by side desks. One personality, let's call him Salman, types something, then turns to the desk on the left and the other personality, let's call him ak_m_f, types a rebuttal, then turns to the right.... ------------- It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. (The Little Prince) |
Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 3:26am
LOL! ------------- ~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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Posted By: amah
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 4:22am
Wow!! ------------- Allah is Sufficient as a Walee (Protector) and Allah is Sufficient as a Naseer (Helper). (Surah An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #45) |
Posted By: Colin
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 4:34am
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This could be the first ever recorded case of Multiple Uncontrolable Paired Personality Effective Transitional Syndrome..Or MUPPETS as we experts (now) call the condition. |
Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 7:43am
I didnt, but I will reply in this thread. I have to avoid my evil twin at all cost, need some suggestions. |
Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 7:44am
amazing. I dont remeber praisin terrorist tought......... what if ur right?!, what if Salman is a terrorist inside me, anti west & immature side of me? I never thought of that!. Please Mods ban my another ID "Salman". You can always keep my good side. |
Posted By: Mishmish
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 12:47pm
We must take the good with the bad... Besides, how do we know that you're not cleverly trying to confuse us?? ------------- It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. (The Little Prince) |
Posted By: Colin
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 10:30pm
AK, perhaps he's trying to infect your mind...Have you heard of Salmanella poisoning? |
Posted By: amah
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 10:49pm
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Is it similar to e-coli?
------------- Allah is Sufficient as a Walee (Protector) and Allah is Sufficient as a Naseer (Helper). (Surah An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #45) |
Posted By: Colin
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 11:00pm
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Good one
Similar Amah, but e-coli...or e-colin to give it's full name, is much milder and only effects those who overtly support terrorists, blatant hypocrites and those with underdeveloped senses of humour....So most (But no all) people on this forum are completely immune.
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Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 11:21pm
Here's an paragraph about this deadly poisoning: Salmanella poisoning is a common, usually mild, but sometimes deadly illness. Typical symptoms include hating west, shouting Allah Akbar for no reason, , and Praising terrorist. Depending on the contaminant, delusionalism and psychotic behaviour,Conspiracy theroism, and nervous system damage may follow. These symptoms may affect one person or a group of people who comes in contact with salmanellae(this would be called an outbreak). The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that in the United States alone, Salmanella poisoning causes about 76 million illnesses, 325,000 hospitalizations, and up to 5,000 deaths each year. One of the most common bacterial forms of infection, the salmanellae organisms, account for $1 billion in medical costs and lost work time. |
Posted By: Colin
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 11:32pm
| AK, is there a cure for Salmanella? |
Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 11:40pm
Do not praise terrorist while on internet or posting on forum but read lot of newspapers. Small, frequent clips of "western" channel(those you can see on TV) are the best way to stay in touch with reality. Over-the-counter rehumanization products made for children such as logiclyte and feelingslyte are expensive but good to use if available. |
Posted By: Colin
Date Posted: 19 June 2006 at 11:52pm
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AK, it's good to know that there's hope for people with this terrible affliction. I've heard that some new medications such as, Anti-alqaeda, Binladenex and Zarqawicillin have shown promise in recent clinical trials. |
Posted By: salman_s
Date Posted: 20 June 2006 at 12:21am
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....looking at the long weird useless discussion going on between ak_m_f and colin...it seems the topic name should have been ak_m_f and colin are twins?? or not??.....now i m satisfied that ak_m_f cannot b my twin brother as his thoughts do not match with mine.....but ak_m_f's***Edited***do match with that of colin....now i feel that ak_m_f has found his actual twin brother and that is colin.....ak_m_f and colin are twin brothers....congratulations to ak_m_f and colin, u both revealed ur twin relationship toady....
Posted By: ak_m_f
Date Posted: 20 June 2006 at 12:26am
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anti-islamic thoughts
I wonder how this chap came up with this statement, eh colin? |
Posted By: salman_s
Date Posted: 20 June 2006 at 12:30am
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i feel sorry 4 u ak_m_f.....i hope u would have been my twin brother***Edited*** |