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Topic: Best Authentic paper Headlines

Posted By: Mishmish
Subject: Best Authentic paper Headlines
Date Posted: 21 April 2006 at 1:02am

BEST AUTHENTIC NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Iranian Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Bush Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

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It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. (The Little Prince)

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Posted By: Angela
Date Posted: 21 April 2006 at 7:35am

Posted By: Angel
Date Posted: 21 April 2006 at 7:45am

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

That is the best one

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~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~