A good joke
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Topic: A good joke
Posted By: amah
Subject: A good joke
Date Posted: 06 April 2006 at 3:49am
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A Faithful Woman An elderly Muslim lady was well-known for her faith and for her confidence in talking about it. She would stand in front of her house and say "Allah be praised" to all those who passed by. Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times came upon the elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance. She would pray out loud in her night prayer "Oh Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please Lord, PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" One night the atheist happened to hear her as she was praying, and decided to play a prank on her. The next morning the lady went out on her porch and found a large bag of groceries. She raised her hands and shouted, "Allah be praised!." The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The old lady laughed and clapped her hands and said, "ALLAH BE PRAISED. He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them!" ------------- Allah is Sufficient as a Walee (Protector) and Allah is Sufficient as a Naseer (Helper). (Surah An-Nisa, Chapter #4, Verse #45) |
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Posted By: Angela
Date Posted: 06 April 2006 at 7:50am
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Posted By: asala126
Date Posted: 06 April 2006 at 9:53am
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Posted By: hind
Date Posted: 06 April 2006 at 9:57am
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Jazakallahu khair. That was a good one!!! I needed a chuckle today (not feeling well). Salam, Hind ------------- He (Allah) grants wisdom to whom He pleases; And he to whom wisdom is granted, (he) receives abundant rewards; But none will grasp the Message except men of understanding. 2:269 |
Posted By: BintWill
Date Posted: 07 April 2006 at 1:25am
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Posted By: mariyah
Date Posted: 08 April 2006 at 12:54am
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Good one, Jazak'Allah we need a laugh! Shukran! ------------- "Every good deed is charity whether you come to your brother's assistance or just greet him with a smile. |
