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In-flight Humor

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Topic: In-flight Humor

Posted By: Alex
Subject: In-flight Humor
Date Posted: 05 February 2009 at 6:31pm

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in- flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

1. Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land."

2. A flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

3. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. Whoa!"

4. After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."