A distinguished young woman on a flight from Germany asked the Priest
beside her, 'Father, may I ask a  favor?'

'Of course. What may I do for  you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the  Customs limits,
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you  could carry
it through Customs for me? Under your robes  perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The
official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to  declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I  have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, 'And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the  floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Have a good
day.'

 

 

NB/Since i am new, i havent had the chance to go over all the jokes. Hope am not repeating some jokes; that would be dull.