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Topic: PHOTOGRAPH
Posted By: Jazmine
Subject: PHOTOGRAPH
Date Posted: 27 January 2008 at 5:30am
The children had been all photograph and the teacher
was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the
group picture.


Teacher: "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
              you are all
grown up and say "There is
              Jennifer, she's a Lawyer,' or 
'That's Micheal,
               he's a doctor."


A small voice at the back of the room rang out..

                  "And there's the teacher, she's dead"



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To Know is To Believe



Replies:
Posted By: abuayisha
Date Posted: 27 January 2008 at 7:33am


Posted By: The Guided One
Date Posted: 27 January 2008 at 6:36pm

Bismilah, Hi, This is a link to an album of mine.

http://www2.snapfish.com/slideshow/AlbumID=215825847/PictureID=4586046269/a=120707114_120707114/t_=120707114 - http://www2.snapfish.com/slideshow/AlbumID=215825847/Picture ID=4586046269/a=120707114_120707114/t_=120707114

I think this one is kind of funny! enjoy.

Asalamu aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh



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A. Suleiman


Posted By: Jazmine
Date Posted: 27 January 2008 at 6:56pm
Mr. Suleiman kindly explain what that link for?? 




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To Know is To Believe


Posted By: The Guided One
Date Posted: 27 January 2008 at 7:16pm

Bismilah,

Hi, Jasmine, thanks for guiding me, I thought the link will say it all, but you are correct, it is better to explain what the link is to the people.

Regular Picture http://www2.snapfish.com/viewsharedphoto/p=890271201501327838/l=347402965/g=120707114/cobrandOid=1000131/otsc=SYE/otsi=SPIC - http://www2.snapfish.com/viewsharedphoto/p=89027120150132783 8/l=347402965/g=120707114/cobrandOid=1000131/otsc=SYE/otsi=S PIC

When I saw the Photograph thread, then Read talk of historic photoes, I thought it was my chance to share some photos of mine, thanks for the thread. Asalamu aleykum warah mautlahi wa b araktuh



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A. Suleiman


Posted By: poga
Date Posted: 29 January 2008 at 2:04pm

guided one please guide me i went to your link but there was no snap of fish instead there was goat with mans body

plaese tell me where is the fish



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awal


Posted By: The Guided One
Date Posted: 29 January 2008 at 8:18pm

Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh.

Bismilah,

Hi Poga, It is my pleasure to have fun with you, lol.

first of all I have not provided a fish's link but a site  that provide an online album for people. Secondly the goat was the guided soul in its body. Brother I believe the fish are in their world ,the ocean.

Please remember or take a look at what you have seen, do you see and witness  blessings and mercy or misguidance? look again does the guided live in his body or  in another body? and look again do you see a man or a goat?. I believe you remember and see a blessed and shining soul whom Allah guided (Alhamdulilah). Brother I am living in my body not in a goat's body. my friend I am a human being not a goat nor a fish, I hope you swim well here.

thank you so much, may Allah forgive you, have mercy on you, and guide you to the straight path brother.

I believe we will live in a very peaceful and friendly world, where no soul will say bad and harming words. and It will somehow be a very boring for human beings who can not handle too much good and endless happiness. I am already living in that life, and I said clean humor will do us well, because we need some fun. I dare you to take it to the next level, but do not make mischief, I dare you to test me. Poga May Allah guide you to the straight path, Asalamu aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh



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A. Suleiman


Posted By: poga
Date Posted: 31 January 2008 at 5:50am

I dare you to take it to the next level, but do not make mischief, I dare you to test me. Poga

dear guided one this is lost one again

i think i got it

i can't see the fish because the goat ate it

and you ate the goat and turned into sea horse

now you are posting your photo for mermaids



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awal


Posted By: The Guided One
Date Posted: 31 January 2008 at 8:39pm

Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi Wa barakatuh

Bismilahi Rahmani Rahiim

Hello my Dear Brother Poga

How are you doing this very moment of existence?

Ultimately I believe you are doing very well and enjoying the

Blessings and Mercy of Allah All praise and thanks are due to Him

May He Guide Us All to his Paradise and Success in this very Life

ameen

My Dear brother in Islam I allowed and invited you to freely

make fun of me and I will Pray that Allah bless you for entertaining us

with your talent but I only warn you of making mischief in Allah's

World

because Allah does Not Love Mischief  ( Allah Hates Evil deeds)

and I Fear that Allah Punishes you for doing evil actions I definitely do

 not care if you want to test me  the wrong way and say something

 that you think will harm me that was why I asked you to test me and

 I will still be thankful for it and pray that Allah bless you I also Fear

that you earn Allah's Anger while you earn my pleasure so say

something wise

my Dear Brother I agree that it may sound misguided to say treat me

unjustly but I definitely am on the right path and  know what I was

 trying to say

May Allah's blessings and Mercy be with you Brother I am

really  Joyful that You understood the message I was trying to

communicate  May Allah guide and give you Knowledge and

Wisdom Thank you so much brother

Brother I believe the Fish was near the Sea port and  made a

miscalculation by jumping too far toward the Port and then landed in

 the mouth of the Goat that was eating  grass  at the edge of the

Port while it was waiting to be departed to a destiny however by

Allah's Mercy the Goat spat out the Fish far back into the Sea

because the Goat  does not like to eat meat  later the Goat was delivered to me and I ate it and I turned into a Horse I hope all the

Creations of Allah Ride me to their destinations of Success  ameen

Feel Free to Ride the Horse Brother It is an Obedient Servant of Allah

 that is waiting a Master (s) in the Creations of Allah to accomplish

their goals on it surely it is all Yours because The Guided One!* is a

Blessing and Mercy

from Your Lord then which of the Blessings and Mercy of Your Lord do

you not understand? (both of you Man and Jinn) I truly am thankful to

 Allah and I will surely never be able to thank and Praise him enough

He truly Created us so that we exist and test his love and mercy

Brother I advice you to  correctly calculate each of your intend so

 your pillar won't collapse  in the operation (so which of the honesty

 and care of your servant do you not appreciate?)

I am a Sincere Servant of Allah's Creations and I will serve them both

 in this life and the next one  and I will always be Thankful of being

 their servant because I understand how they relate to me and how

much they can serve me

have no Doubt I posted my photo for all the Creations of Allah who

 want to see their follow human being who writes to them and of

course I have not excluded the mermaids to see my photo if I wanted

 them not see my photo I would have  not posted it would I? Surely

 I perform my actions purposefully

Never doubt Your  fair thoughts if you can not it is fine to ask

questions

and you just did a Good job by writing what you thought yes I posted

my photo for everyone to see (me)

then which of the words of your brother do you found evil and un-Islamic?

It is the heart which translates and understands the service of the

brain if the heart is not cleaned with Iman it will translate peace to

pain and friends to enemies a clean heart is able to translate enemies

to friends and pain into peace so Fear Allah be just and thankful to

 Him Then which of the blessings of Your Lord do you deny?

(both of you Jinn and man??

 None! I do not deny Allah's Mercy and Blessings and I am thankful for

 Existence and Allah's Mercy and Blessings

(Subhana Allah, Allahu Akbar wal hamdulilah)

all Praise and thanks are due to Allah

thank you so much all of you for reading Please Remember* your Lord

 so you may have Taqwa and understand life

indeed in the Remembrance of Allah the soul gains knowledge and wisdom and reaches its successful* goals

  and my brother  Poga enjoy life and be thankful to Allah

Asalamu Aleykum warah matulahi wa barakatuh

 

 



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A. Suleiman



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