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Men’s Language

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Topic: Men’s Language

Posted By: abuayisha
Subject: Men’s Language
Date Posted: 01 January 2008 at 1:36pm

What Men REALLY Mean ...

"I don't care what color you paint the kitchen."
Really means...."As long as you don't expect me to paint it. In which case I like the color it is NOW just fine."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really mean....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.

"Good idea."
Really means...."It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating."

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means...."I have no idea how it works."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful."
Really means...."Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"

"I'll take you to a fancy restaurant."
Really means...."Let's go someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."

Replies:

Posted By: imp87
Date Posted: 07 January 2008 at 8:47am

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

That ones the best!

Thanks for the post

Posted By: Salams_wife
Date Posted: 07 January 2008 at 4:42pm

Some of these, I have learned in life, are so very true.

Posted By: Jazmine
Date Posted: 27 January 2008 at 5:12am

"Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful."
Really means...."Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"

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To Know is To Believe

Posted By: Woodstock
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 12:10pm

"Ok." means "I have no clue as to what you said, But I'm sure you'll tell me again later." with which We will reply "Ok."

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Speak a little Learn alot.

Posted By: abuayisha
Date Posted: 18 April 2008 at 7:08pm

Woodstock wrote:

"Ok." means "I have no clue as to what you said, But I'm sure you'll tell me again later." with which We will reply "Ok."

Posted By: Truth_light24
Date Posted: 24 April 2008 at 7:06pm

"That's fine, dear" which means " Oh God! Not again!" Cry

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And those who annoy believing men and women undeservedly, bear (on themselves) a calumny and a glaring sin. Quran33:59

Posted By: Chrysalis
Date Posted: 01 July 2008 at 10:45am

lol. Its all true. . .

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"O Lord, forgive me, my parents and Muslims in the Hereafter. O Lord, show mercy on them as they showed mercy to me when I was young."