WOMAN’S LANGUAGE
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Topic: WOMAN’S LANGUAGE
Posted By: Azaleah
Subject: WOMAN’S LANGUAGE
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 12:43am
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*FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. *FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. *NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" *GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. *LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" *THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. *THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. I�m warning the man about them in future arguments. They can avoid �trouble� if they remember the terminology!  ------------- Leah |
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Posted By: The Guided One
Date Posted: 15 December 2007 at 2:51am
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Bismilah Rahmani Rahiim, Asalamu aleykum warah matulahi wa baraktuh. Thanks for informing us Azeleah. Thank you once again for reminding us to be thankful of what Allah has given us. All praise thanks are due to Allah (Alhamdulilah) Asalamu aleykum warah matulahi wa baraktuh. ------------- A. Suleiman |
Posted By: Azaleah
Date Posted: 15 December 2007 at 3:53am
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Walaykum sallam wr wb.. Welcome brother. This may appear like a joke but its what most happens in a household. Man in nature is complex.... Sallam ------------- Leah |
Posted By: seekshidayath
Date Posted: 15 December 2007 at 5:48pm
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------------- Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: �All the descendants of Adam are sinners, and the best of sinners are those who repent." |
Posted By: imp87
Date Posted: 27 December 2007 at 6:30pm
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Arguments that begin Thanks for the post
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Posted By: Salams_wife
Date Posted: 27 December 2007 at 6:35pm
| I really have to agree with this. It is so true! |
Posted By: Azaleah
Date Posted: 27 December 2007 at 6:50pm
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Sad to note this but usually it is the man that has the last word... "YES, DEAR!" ------------- Leah |
Posted By: Salams_wife
Date Posted: 27 December 2007 at 6:52pm
| That is what my father always says to me, lol. Which usually means he will ignore whatever I told him. |
Posted By: Azaleah
Date Posted: 27 December 2007 at 7:13pm
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Well, dad said to avoid disaster, he has to shut his mouth .....and ears. He said, its too hard to make amends when Mom has blew her top, SHE HITS THE ROOF! and dad would end up sleeping in a couch Poor dad, tsk tsk tsk!  ------------- Leah |
Posted By: abuayisha
Date Posted: 27 December 2007 at 7:19pm
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Men's Advice To Women 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 3. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 4. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 5. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers. 6. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 7. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. |
Posted By: Azaleah
Date Posted: 27 December 2007 at 8:07pm
"If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one..." Very funny..indeed!  ------------- Leah |
Posted By: Azaleah
Date Posted: 30 December 2007 at 2:55am
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Statistics shows that single men die more quickly than married man Therefore if you are looking for a long slow death, get married!
------------- Leah |
Posted By: Salams_wife
Date Posted: 30 December 2007 at 7:47pm
| Maybe, but the oldest living man in the world right now has never been married. He swears this is how he lived so long, but I doubt this as the reason. |
Posted By: abuayisha
Date Posted: 30 December 2007 at 8:43pm
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Statistics shows that single men die more quickly than married man However, married men are more willing to die. |
Posted By: Azaleah
Date Posted: 31 December 2007 at 4:45am
Lol sis Salam_wife...the reason he is still alive is that, his appointed time has not yet come. Death is still walking around him, i guess. I read about that in a paperback and makes me laugh and I thought to share it with others, might give them something to think about..and to laugh about.. Like Abuayisha, he said married men are more willing to die..  I wonder why..hmmmmmmmmm   They say marriage is like tourniquet, it stops your circulation.. some other say marriage is like an adventure, its like going to the war!  Majority of men would say "when a man marries his trouble begins!!!"
------------- Leah |
Posted By: poga
Date Posted: 02 February 2008 at 8:49am
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------------- awal |
Azaleah wrote:Posted By: the islam girl
Date Posted: 05 February 2008 at 7:06am
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this is a truePosted By: poga
Date Posted: 05 February 2008 at 12:58pm
who men or woman ------------- awal |
Posted By: the islam girl
Date Posted: 06 February 2008 at 5:07am
dear poga I think the men and women |
Posted By: Boulder036
Date Posted: 04 April 2008 at 11:38pm
| If that is how most men think, it is really scary!! |
Posted By: lovesakeenah
Date Posted: 12 April 2008 at 1:51am
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I've read this somewhere before&find it very funny but useful. Brothers,watch out!!!
 We miss sis.Azaleah.'wish she would return to IC!!! ------------- "I have conviction that Allah has power over everything.Verily!Allah's knowledge includes and encompasses everything". |