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Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:03pm |
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and
was taken to the hospital. While on the
operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked �Is my time up?� God said, �No, you have another 43 years, 2
months, and 8 days to live.� Upon recovery,
she decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, and tummy
tuck. She had someone come in and
change her hair color, even did Lasik surgery.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured that she might as
well make the most of it. After her last
operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she
demanded, �I thought you said I had another 40 years?� God replied, �I didn�t recognize you�. |
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Kismet Domino: Faith/Courage/Liberty/Abundance/Selfishness/Immorality/Apathy/Bondage or extinction.
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Hanan
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God replied, �I didn�t recognize you�.
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Daniel Dworsky
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That is so sad.
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