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Originally posted by Daniel Dworsky Daniel Dworsky wrote:

A man on his way to work finds a snail on his welcome mat he picks it up
and hurls it in to the neighbors yard.

Two years later the same man finds a snail on his welcome mat as he picks
up the snail the snail screams, "WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!?"
Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Daniel Dworsky Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 September 2006 at 7:01am
A man on his way to work finds a snail on his welcome mat he picks it up
and hurls it in to the neighbors yard.

Two years later the same man finds a snail on his welcome mat as he picks
up the snail the snail screams, "WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!?"

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"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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