Attacked in my sleep- Terrified.

Patty wrote: ak chortled: "maybe you should stop smoking crack for a while." LOLOLOLOLOLOOL!!!! Where DO you come up with this stuff?  You have such a talent as a comic when you want to....you and Colin should get an act together!

We have Patty, it is yet another unique service brought to you by the senior executives of Happiness Inc (Formerly Happiness LTD).

PS. To all you rich but unhappy people out there: Keep sending us the cash/cheques and we at Happiness Inc will continue to guarantee you a happy life free from the stress and sorrow that excessive wealth brings.

Patty wrote: Okay, okay.....so maybe you've made a "hit" with one single famous, or infamous, depending on your politics, individual.  Name two more.  I'll betcha can't do it!  Or, did you and ak make so much money on this one formerly mentioned client that you can now retire for life?  I mean you're both good -- even better as a team, but c'mon.  How much call is there, really, for your services?  I mean how good are you?  Have there been any clients from whom you have been unable to illicit a good chuckle?  Have you tried to get mr. whisper to chuckle, even one little chuckle?  How do you accept failure?  Do you take it badly, or do you just "let it go" and move on to the next gullible sap, er, client? God's peace always.

Sorry, I'm much to busy counting cash to fully respond to you.

Okay, okay.....so maybe you've made a "hit" with one single famous, or infamous, depending on your politics, individual.  Name two more.  I'll betcha can't do it!  Or, did you and ak make so much money on this one formerly mentioned client that you can now retire for life?  I mean you're both good -- even better as a team, but c'mon.  How much call is there, really, for your services?  I mean how good are you?  Have there been any clients from whom you have been unable to illicit a good chuckle?  Have you tried to get mr. whisper to chuckle, even one little chuckle?  How do you accept failure?  Do you take it badly, or do you just "let it go" and move on to the next gullible sap, er, client?

God's peace always.

salman_s wrote: Colin wrote: salman_s wrote:   we do not trust in what you say..... We have hundreds of satisfied customers. you are fooling all of them.......and i don't want to be among those who get fooled

Salman, how could you be so cynical?

Here's a customer endorsement from a Mr GWB of Idiotsville Texas:

Dear Colin and AK,

I would like to thank the caring folk of Happiness Inc for making me so happy. Before I signed up to your fantastic ten day wealth-loss program I was the most misrable person in America. I would mope about all day in my eliptical shaped office, often staring manically at the big red button on my desktop that said NUKE EM ALL. In a futile attempt to forget my unhappiness, I would order the invasion of countries for no logical reason, overdose on pretzels and kick my faithful dog Rummy.

I can honestly say that since I sent you all my money I am the happiest person in the world. I have no hesitation in recommending your marvelous service to sad gits everywhere.

Yours, GWB