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Patty
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Posted: 06 May 2006 at 7:02pm |
One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' " |
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Patty
I don't know what the future holds....but I know who holds the future. |
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Danty
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That's cute Patty! HA
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Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said "Be kind, for whenever kindness becomes part of something, it beautifies it.Whenever it is taken from something, it leaves it tarnished." (IMAM BUKHARI)
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Angela
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herjihad
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Bismillah, |
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Al-Hamdulillah (From a Married Muslimah) La Howla Wa La Quwata Illa BiLLah - There is no Effort or Power except with Allah's Will.
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ummziba
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Can you imagine the hilarity of that owner running down the street calling his dogs name if it ever got away?
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words...they break my soul ~
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Angel
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~ Our feet are earthbound, but our hearts and our minds have wings ~
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ak_m_f
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jesus I love you. come to me jesus, come to me. |
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sayariza
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it means that dog is there....
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