Active TopicsActive Topics  Display List of Forum MembersMemberlist  CalendarCalendar  Search The ForumSearch  HelpHelp
  RegisterRegister  LoginLogin  Old ForumOld Forum  Twitter  Facebook
Advertisement:
         

Humour
 IslamiCity Forum - Islamic Discussion Forum : General : Humour
Message Icon Topic: 9 funny quotes Post Reply Post New Topic
Author Message
The Bearded One
Male Islam
Groupie
Groupie


Joined: 13 May 2015
Location: United Kingdom
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 99
Quote The Bearded One Replybullet Topic: 9 funny quotes
    Posted: 26 May 2015 at 3:33pm
9 funny quotes from stand-ups, including one about ‘Uncle Eid’. Enjoy!

https://blogofthebeardedone.wordpress.com/2015/05/26/9-funny-quotes-from-stand-up-comedians/
IP IP Logged
quoteschart
 
Starter.
Starter.
Avatar

Joined: 18 March 2015
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 3
Quote quoteschart Replybullet Posted: 06 August 2015 at 11:21am
Quotes are very important things for wishing someone. For this reason today I am going to share with you about funny quotes. Read and enjoy.

“I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.”
- Jarod Kintz

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. "
— William Shakespeare

"Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity. "
— Unknown

"If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool. "
— Unknown

"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying. "
— Unknown

Source: http://www.quoteschart.com/funny-quotes/
IP IP Logged
Post Reply Post New Topic
Printable version Printable version

Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot create polls in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

Disclaimer:
The opinions expressed herein contain positions and viewpoints that are not necessarily those of IslamiCity. This forum is offered to stimulate dialogue and discussion in our continuing mission of being an educational organization.
If there is any issue with any of the postings please email to icforum at islamicity.com or if you are a forum's member you can use the report button.

Note: The 99 names of Allah avatars are courtesy of www.arthafez.com




Sponsored by:
IslamiCity Donation Program  http://www.islamicity.org/Donate
Complete Domain & Hosting Solutions www.icDomain.com
Home for Muslim Tunes www.icTunes.com
Islamic Video Collections www.islamiTV.com
IslamiCity Marriage Site www.icMarriage.com