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Quote crescentmoon Replybullet Topic: Too Many Muslims?
    Posted: 15 December 2014 at 7:34am

Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to have some fun, started talking loudly. "My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I don't want to go...too many Muslims there!" The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable. The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said, "One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!" The couple fidgeted. The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!" The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll never see me in Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!" At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely, "Why don't you go to Hell?", he asked, "I hear there's not very many Muslims THERE!"


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Quote Al Ghuraba Replybullet Posted: 09 November 2015 at 12:25am
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        <p ="mainpagetext">Two men were on a plane on a business
trip when a Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated right in
front of them. The two men, eager to have some fun, started talking
loudly. "My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said, "But I
don't want to go...too many Muslims there!" The Muslim couple noticeably
heard and grew uncomfortable. The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss
wanted to send me to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!"
Smiling, the first man said, "One time I was in Iran but I HATED the
fact that there were so many Muslims!" The couple fidgeted. The other
guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away from
them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!"
The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll
never see me in Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!" At this, the Muslim
man turned around and responded politely, "Why don't you go to Hell?",
he asked, "I hear there's not very many Muslims THERE!"

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<p ="mainpagetext">http://islamcan.com/islamic-jokes.shtml






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Quote China Replybullet Posted: 19 January 2016 at 5:14pm
   very funny!
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