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Quote Rollandne Replybullet Topic: funny quotes and sayings
    Posted: 26 December 2012 at 4:14am
Funny quotes can lead to laughter.They say that laughter is the foremost medicine.... And you know what? It is!The sound of roaring laughter often gets ones attention and usually, its contagious.But did you already know that laughter can strengthen your immune system and boost your energy levels while simultaneously protecting your body from stress.... Whats more, its precious medicine!
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Quote quoteschart Replybullet Posted: 24 March 2015 at 9:45am

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
 Rodney Dangerfield

Im not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether Id be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.
 Rachel Vincent

Once I pulled a job, I was so st**id. I picked a guys pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
 Rodney Dangerfield


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Quote Ryan Edwards Replybullet Posted: 14 September 2016 at 1:23am
1. Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

2. I love you like a fat kid loves cake. - Scott Adams

3. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, youre in. -Richard Jeni
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