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Quote Showkat Replybullet Topic: Valentines day, male version
    Posted: 09 February 2011 at 7:55am

Valentines day, male version


Itís coming soon
And I donít know what to do
How many cards to buy and send
To the good looking people
Itís quite funny
they never ever send me any?

Every year itís the same
Being asked the question
How many did u get?
I lie
and say I got over twenty
Sent most of them to myself

Not into religion much
Aint got time, too busy
more time for that stuff when Iím older
but every Valentine ís Day
I buy and send cards
Didnít realise that I was a practicing pagan
Worshipping Satan
Instead of my religion Islam

I go with the flow
And the flow goes westwards
Live life based on desires
No fear for the hell fire
Religion is just a joke
In this modern age

Desires satisfied
But always more to do
Humans are pretty
When u get one
The one u donít have seems desirable
Always the opportunity cost
And sometimes u feels lost
And spoilt for choice

Who shall I date?
And have as my mate
Coz Feb fourteen only comes once a year
Full of fear
As I ask out a nice girly
Is she taken or playing hard to get
Then I take my wallet out
and sheís mine without a doubt

Money always works
And the promise of a good time
Better than the last one she was with
Hope sheís not too experienced
With a good memory
Hate comparisons
But thatís just the way it goes

In this day and age
Changing partners every few months
Itís all the rage
Me and her both

Also being careful
Not be caught by the family
Itís the arranged marriage route
for her and maybe for me
Honour and all that
But we both lost ours years ago

I like womenís equality
Any excuse to go all the way
Hope she donít get pregnant
Or pass me any diseases
Asian girls are cleaner
Compared to the others
So I donít bother with protection

Feb fourteen
Is all about following St Valentine
Dating and mating
As I pursue my prey
All the way
And practice being a pagan
For just one day

Even if it means
Catching diseases
Loss of honour and respect
Being caught by the family
And breaking many hearts along the way


N.B: No copyright in Islam, please forward as widely as possible inshAllah.


Edited by Showkat - 09 February 2011 at 7:58am, check out the poetry section
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