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    Posted: 21 December 2010 at 11:19am
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Salam/Peace,

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"We are people who do not eat until we are hungry and do not eat to our fill." (Prophet Muhammad PBUH)

"1/3 of your stomach for food, 1/3 for water, 1/3 for air"
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Patient 1: Let's escape from this hospital by climbing through this wall!

Patient 2: But how can we do that?

Patient 1: Let's use this flash light and let's climb on it's light to get through this wall!

Patient 2: Hahah! You're such a fool man!

Patient 1: But, that's the best idea I could think for us to be able to escape.

Patient 2: Unlike you, I can think well now and I'm not a fool anymore. What if you would turn the flash light off while I'm in the middle of the way? I would fall and that would really hurt me!


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