Pakistan suspended from the commonwealth

My friend, I understand, this will effect your level of operations and bug the city slickers in a number of ways.

But our real Pakis live in some chak 276 GB or just south of Sadiqabad, he solely depends of the forces of nature, just on how rain shortfall effects his paddy, wheat or the milking pattern of his cow, only if he has one.

He is not hit by anything from anywhere across the world.

We rob his world. We take all his produce and part exchange it for guns, for F16s, some shinny uniforms and, of course, not to forget all those loveable corner plots.

Even if he has some bright child and, I promise, I have seen some talent in my villages, I have farmed with them, I have interacted with them at all levels, they have opened my heart with their love and fine tuned my mind with their straight natural wisdom.

The brightest of his children remain crushed in the treadmill of poverty, designed for them, not by nature, but by our imperial gods, the Mughals, the Lodhis, the Brits, the lot.

For all those centuries, the army, these fancy dressed men protected the robbing, pillaging, looting, raping, arsonist crowns. Acted as the instruments of forcing pueblos into obedience and parting with their labours for the Crown.

The colour, shade, nationality of the crown didn�t matter.

They robbed people and shared their loot with the Crown. It was, you could happily say, was a franchise.

Today, the same army, robs, kills, maims its own people as it has done through all its memorable history. The crown was forced to quit. The GHQ had to step in and fill the vacuum left by the fleeing crown.

The pobre Paki is occupied and crushed by his own army.