I'm getting
married *screams* 
:
aa
Rudy: wa
I'm getting married *screams*
: what's going
on?
Rudy: nothing much.
I'm getting married *screams*
: did u get any
word on the banquet hall?
Rudy: ugh
Rudy: i tried everywhere ayesha and every
place was so expensive
I'm getting married *screams*
: OMG!!!
I'm getting married *screams*
: Rudy!!
Rudy:
I'm getting married *screams*
: do you know
much it sucks to wait! we've been waiting to get this nikkah done for months!
Rudy: sorry
I'm getting married *screams*
: omg this is
retarted
Rudy: *retarded
I'm getting married *screams*
: shut upp
Rudy: are you mad at me?
I'm getting married *screams*
: maybe
Rudy: Well I have an idea (i)
I'm getting married *screams*
: oh this will
be good 
Rudy: we can have an online nikkah
I'm getting married *screams*
: a what?!
Rudy: yeah! it should be easy to do. i
think everyone we need is online right now. let's get it done!
I'm getting married *screams*
: oh wow
Rudy: come on, i'm sinning right now just
typing to you. let's nikkah this thing asap!
I'm getting married *screams*
: arright
arright lemme call my abbu and tell him the story... that u r being stingy and
don't want to book a banquet hall and just want to do it online
lolzz
Rudy: lol
I'm getting married *screams*
: brb
Rudy: k
I'm getting
married *screams* :
omg my dad agrees haha
Rudy: hahah i knew it. we're sooo
stereotypical memons eh
I'm getting married *screams*
: yeah lolz
I'm getting married *screams*
: ok now what
Rudy: well i jsut explained to imam saab
our ordeal. he has agreed to perform the nikkah
Rudy: *just
I'm getting married *screams*
: phew
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
has been added to the
conversation.
Rudy:
Salam Imam.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: wut da
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: hu added me?!1
Rudy: Imam it was me. i talked to you
about it in the other window remember?
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: oh yeah
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: do u no da hole
ish?
Rudy: sorry?
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: fiqh man
I'm getting married *screams*
: imam i dont
think u should substtute that as a curse word
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: wha?
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: LOL
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: no no i meant
the fiqh of a nikkah.
Rudy: oh
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: hah yeah my
bad.
Rudy: hmmm i know the basics.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: no worries ill
talk u threw it k?
Rudy: k
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: first thing iz
we need yo hunny bunny 2 leave da chat window
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: then we be
needin her pops yknow wha im sayin?
Rudy: so she has to leave and bring her
dad in?
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: str8 up
Rudy: ok you got that ayesha? stay online
but leave the window. and tell your dad to get online. i think he's on my list
for some reason.
I'm getting married *screams*
: lolz my dad?
he doesnt use msn 2 much. arright ill let him know.
I'm getting married *screams*
has left the
conversation.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: so where'd u 2
meet?
Rudy: oh u know. she liked to view my
naseeb journal and i liked her profile. a few salams and some private messages
later it turned into a full blown
fest on MSN
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: aww man
astagfirullah
Rudy: I know. thats why we're doing this
nikkah.
Rudy: nice her dad is on
dr. Morocco (phd) has been added to the
conversation.
Rudy:
salams uncle
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
:
dr. Morocco (phd): haalo?
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: duz da pops no
da dillio?
dr. Morocco (phd): ajeeb
Rudy: hahah uncle i invited you in... you
have to be part of the nikah.
Rudy: basically you are speaking on
behalf of Ayesha
Rudy: you there uncle?
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: damn dis nigga
types slow. itz been saying "dr. Morocco (phd) is typing a message" for ages.
dr. Morocco (phd): Yes I Am Here.
dr. Morocco (phd): Please Hurry.
dr. Morocco (phd): Chai Is Almost Ready.
Rudy: lol
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: LOL wut a playa
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: anyhoo letz git
dis sho on da road
Rudy: okay.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: arright first
ting ... u 2 mofos agreed to get hitch'd yeh? none of dis wuz forced?
Rudy: yeah... it was all us.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: aight ... u
have seen her b4 yeh? its good to no what she lookz like
Rudy: yeah she sent me a pic of her
dr. Morocco (phd): Ahh??
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: UH OH ...
busted! lol
Rudy: no no she had hijab on its all
good.
dr. Morocco (phd):
Rudy: heh.
Rudy: yeah.
Rudy: hey imam you there?
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: a/s/l?
Rudy: WHAT?
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: oh sorry man
rong window lol
Rudy: imam! hahah. i thought you were
married!
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: I am. slots #2,
#3, #4 still open
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: heh just
remember u 2 dawgs arent like hitched yet aight. dont get hanky panky yet till
we r done aight?
Rudy:
k
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: aight aight. we
need 2 witnesses. 1 dawg & 2 dawgettes or 2 dawgs. either way man.
Rudy: I got two guys that aren't doing
anything. They've already changed their screen name so they're all set.
Witness #1 has been added to the
conversation.
witness #2 has been added to the conversation.
Rudy:
sup gentlemen
witness #2: awwww man i didn't know his
name would be capitalized.
Witness #1: Waita go idiot.
witness #2: stfu
Rudy: Guys! we have an imam present! and
an uncle!
Witness #1: oh sorry.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: no worries dawg.
inshallah that wont happen again ya hear?
Witness #1:
dr. Morocco (phd): Be Right Back. I'm
getting my chai.
witness #2: WTF? the uncle is getting
tea now!?
Rudy: well we can't really do anything
until he gets back.
witness #2: dude omg omg. i got an exam
tomorrow. WHO THE HELL DOES A NIKKAH ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT?
Rudy: listen man you two were the only
people on my list that were online so i asked you two to be the witnesses okay?
Witness #1: pipe down witness #2.
witness #2: i swear if i fail orgo
tomorrow then your marriage will officially suck.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: yo dawg chill
dr. Morocco (phd): I am back. Let's
begin.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: aight aight. we
gotz da wallee in the hizouse.
witness #2: what is that
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: a walee is like
the wife's dawg y'know? a guardian.
witness #2: oh
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: next up is two
witnesses.
Witness #1: yeah i'm here.
witness #2: same
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: i take it u
both are dawgs
Witness #1: as opposed to?
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: dawgettes.
Witness #1: ummm yeah i'm male.
witness #2: ^ you sure fooled me.
Rudy: lol
witness #2: lol
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: LOL OWNED
Witness #1:
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: aight aight. yo
dr.k u dere?
dr. Morocco (phd): Yes I Am Here.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: dawg u type
funnie man.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: Rudylizo u gave
yo hunny bunny the dowry right
Rudy: ummm i gave her some
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: good enuf. wut
was da amount
Rudy: i basically just pasted
786 times in her
window.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: lol dude that
786 ting is wacked
Witness #1: yeah but it's easy to hack
into any moroccan's e-mail account. there's always a 786 in there somewhere.
witness #2: hey! it was you!
Rudy: shut up guys i'm trying to get
married
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: ok dr.k.
dr. Morocco (phd): Yes?
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: i need u to
repeat this: "I, the brider's father and guardian, grant permission for ______
to marry my daughter ______ for the sake of Allah (SWT) for 786
in front of these two
dawgs."
dr. Morocco (phd): I Have To Write This
Whole Thing Out?
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: naw dawg. just
copy paste it.
dr. Morocco (phd): "I, the brider's
father and guardian, grant permission for ______ to marry my daughter ______ for
the sake of Allah (SWT) for 786
in front of these two
dawgs."
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: naw dawg naw
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: u gotta fill in
da blanks with bride and grooms name k
dr. Morocco (phd): OK
dr. Morocco (phd): "I, the brider's
father and guardian, grant permission for Ayesha Morocco to marry my daughter
Rudy for the sake of Allah (SWT) for 786
in front of these two
dawgs."
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: close. u just
got it backwards lol.
dr. Morocco (phd): lol
dr. Morocco (phd): "I, the brider's
father and guardian, grant permission for Rudy to marry my daughter Ayesha
Morocco for the sake of Allah (SWT) for 786
in front of these two
kutai."
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: bam. str8 up
gold
Rudy: now what?
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: well itz da
sunnah to da a khutbah but i cant do 1 right now
witness #2: good I gotta study
Witness #1: Shut up witness #2.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: so we just cut
to me askin yo suga muffin if she accepts aight
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: k Rudy. get
outta here so we can invite her.
Rudy: arright.
Rudy has left the conversation.
I'm getting married *screams*
has been added to the
conversation.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: yo sup ayesha
I'm getting married *screams*
: sup
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: k we need yo
permission to be da wife of the Rudylizo.
I'm getting married *screams*
: lol
witness #2: what does that mean????
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: good enuf
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: now ged outta
here so we can finis dis shiz
I'm getting married *screams*
has left the
conversation.
Rudy has been added to the conversation.
Rudy:
what happened?
witness #2: she said no.
Rudy: !!
witness #2: jokes
Witness #1: lol
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: LOL
dr. Morocco (phd): hahaha
Rudy: ugh
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: k now 4 da
grand finale
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
has left the
conversation.
Rudy:
what the hell!?
witness #2: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Witness #1: best wedding ever.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
has been added to the
conversation.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: sorry dawgs.
got d/c
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: Rudylizo, do u
accept Ayesha Morocco as u r wife for 786 blings?
Rudy: I accept.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: more.
Rudy: errr... I accept Ayesha as my wife.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: bam. str8 up
gold.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: did da uncle n
witnesses c it?
dr. Morocco (phd): Yes I did.
Witness #1:
witness #2:
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: k u n ayesha r
officially married.
Rudy: yes!
I'm getting married *screams*
has been added to the
conversation.
Rudy:
hey Ayesha. change your screen-name! we did it!
I GOT married *screams*
: lol
witness #2: finally. congrats.
i'm out. ws
witness #2 has left the conversation.
Witness
#1: congrats.
Witness #1: may Allah (SWT) bless your
marriage.
Witness #1 has left the conversation.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: waita go playa.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: now to show da
otha window sum love ws
Rudy: Jazakallah Imam.
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
: np
The Imam -
"Baby Cause I'ma Thug"
has left the
conversation.
Rudy:
alone! finally!
I GOT married *screams*
: not quite.
dr. Morocco (phd): Ayesha:
I GOT married *screams*
: yes abbu?
dr. Morocco (phd): Congratulations. I
love you. Once you are done with this chat please come downstairs to clean the
kitchen. Khudahafiz.
dr. Morocco (phd) has left the conversation.
I GOT married
*screams* : lol
he could have just shouted. i'm only a floor above him.
Rudy: so now what?
I GOT married *screams*
: oh ...
you know
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