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   Quiet During Jummah 

The Imam of a masjid, who was also a father of two young children, was about to enter the majid to give the Khutbah (Friday sermon). Before he entered he reminded them to be quiet - especially when he is giving his khutbah. 

He then asked his children, "And why is it necessary to be quiet during Jummah?" 

Little Ahmed jumped up and yelled, "Because people are all sleeping!"

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Amina16 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 22 October 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 85	Post Options Post Reply Quote Amina16 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 15 November 2005 at 5:34pm
	Quiet During Jummah The Imam of a masjid, who was also a father of two young children, was about to enter the majid to give the Khutbah (Friday sermon). Before he entered he reminded them to be quiet - especially when he is giving his khutbah. He then asked his children, "And why is it necessary to be quiet during Jummah?" Little Ahmed jumped up and yelled, "Because people are all sleeping!"
	"Words have Power" ex: The Quran

Amina16 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 22 October 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 85	Post Options Post Reply Quote Amina16 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 15 November 2005 at 5:31pm
	here's another one i totally love. Convert to Islam 1/27/2005 Mullah Nasruddin (who was born a Muslim) was walking down a street when he bumps into Umar Abdullah, a convert/revert to Islam. "Salam-Alaikum brother Umar!" Mullah Nasruddin said excitedly. "Alaikum-salam, brother!" replied Umar. "I have this question I have been wanting to ask you for a LONG LONG time, and now, since you are here, may I ask it?" "Go ahead, brother, you may." replied Umar. "When you became a Muslim, did you cry?" "Indeed I did." replied Umar. "ME TOO! ME TOO!" exclaimed Mullah Nasruddin excitedly.
	"Words have Power" ex: The Quran

Amina16 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 22 October 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 85	Post Options Post Reply Quote Amina16 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 15 November 2005 at 5:30pm
	here's another one: Good news, Bad news 1/27/2005 Here is the story of an Imam who got after Friday prayers and announced to the people: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
	"Words have Power" ex: The Quran

sonia_islam Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 07 November 2005 Location: Bangladesh Status: Offline Points: 8	Post Options Post Reply Quote sonia_islam Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 14 November 2005 at 10:46pm
	kool!! can we have some more

aishag88 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 27 August 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 97	Post Options Post Reply Quote aishag88 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 27 October 2005 at 11:45am


karimah Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 09 October 2005 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 64	Post Options Post Reply Quote karimah Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 24 October 2005 at 7:38pm
	Move over rudy

Amina16 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 22 October 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 85	Post Options Post Reply Quote Amina16 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 24 October 2005 at 6:13pm
	I like these jokes. i really liked the one where the Saudi man saves the girls life.
	"Words have Power" ex: The Quran

Justin N Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 24 October 2005 Status: Offline Points: 20	Post Options Post Reply Quote Justin N Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 24 October 2005 at 5:48pm
	I like it.